02. [ ] You expect not to sing the National Anthem when its raining.

03. [X] You complain and complain and complain about the lousy secondary side canteen food.

04. [X] You eat the lousy canteen food anyway.

05. [X] You bring your tissue to the toilet when nature calls.

06. [X] You can say with confidence that MSHS has a storyteller.

07. [X] You do e-Learning without the "Learning".

08. [ ] You can play chinese chess anywhere. lol

09. [ ] You play tai di everywhere.

10. [ ] You remember 3B and 4B as "Chinatown".

11. [X] You know that "healthier choice" means no choice.

12. [X] You expect 100-plus to consist of 80% water.

13. [X] You think all discipline masters have one hairstyle only.

14. [X] Your class cannot end a school year without breaking a window pane.

15. [X] Your 2.4km runs are never 2.4km long.

16. [X] The average timing for your 2.4km run is equal to a 3km walk.

17. [X] You hate steep slopes.

18. [X] You love music lessons.

19. [X] You get pissed when you cannot pay by cashcard.

20. [ ] You have forgotten how to queue up for food.

21. [X] You hate people who play basketball in the Multi-Purpose Court.

22. [X] You love to play soccer in the basketball court.

23. [ ] You burn all your food for Home Economics tests.

24. [ ] You get angry at your friends from other schools when they comment about your "bra"
under the school uniform shirt.

25. [X] You don't need an elevator to get you from the first floor to the seventh anymore.

26. [X] You don't see a need to go to the toilet to change clothes.

27. [ ] You seldom feel like singing your school song.

28. [X] When you do sing your school song, you find it hard to resist the urge to add "HEY!" after every line.

29. [X] You forgot what a school song sounds like in English.

30. [X] You can eat your chicken drumstick anywhere outside the canteen without getting
caught.

31. [X] You either sleep or chat in those Monday Hall Assemblies.

32. [ ] Of course, sometimes you don't attend them.

33. [ ] Your name tag stays off once lessons end.

34. [X] Your shirt is perpetually not fully tucked in.

35. [ ] Your Lower Sec shorts are too baggy.

36. [X] Your Upper Sec pants hide ankle or black socks.

37. [ ] You get a sense of satisfaction from stepping on your friends' new white shoes.

38. [ ] You take the crowded 155 to Toa Payoh even though 28 is much more reliable.

39. [ ] You hate MSHS councillors but aspire to be a student leader after O Levels.

40. [ ] You have a friend who got retained in Sec 3.

41. [ ] You have a friend who spent 10 years in MSHS.

42. [ ] You think dustbins are redundant when there are holes to stuff rubbish into.

43. [ ] You bow to teachers for no good reason.

44. [ ] You get your haircuts in school.

45. [X] You have been sent to iCAN before.

46. [ ] You think that no conversation is complete without vulgarities.

47. [ ] You or one of your friends pulled down the pull-up bar.

48. [X] You denounce MSHS whenever you get the chance to.

49. [X] You still miss your 4/5/6 years there.

50. [X] You hate the fact that the MRT opened only after you left.

51. [X] You always go to the primary school canteen for food, no matter what the school says.

52. [X] You play soccer/basketball in your school uniform, instead of your PE attire.

53. [ ] You enjoyed watching fights between the local students and the PRCs.

54. [X] You run away when you hear the familiar jingling of keys in the corridor.

55. [ ] You hated it when the dogs always barked during lessons, especially during/before the
O'Level period.

56. [X] You always look before you walk, in case you step on any dog poo.

57. [ ] You laugh like shit whenever the NCC/NPCC/SJAB guy zao siahs during morning
assembly.

58. [ ] You've made fun of the statue of Brother Chanel.

59. [ ] You've been sent to stand infront of the statue of Brother Chanel at least once.

60. [ ] You think the house tee shirts are damn ugly.

61. [ ] You call every dark skinned person 'bangla' .

62. [X] You almost never go to the library unless you have to or want the aircon.

63. [ ] You only realised how nice the library is, a few weeks before the O Levels.

64. [X] You thought that a Marist teacher was hot before.

65. [ ] You have vandalised something in your 4/6/10 years there.

66. [ ] You have thrown something at the fan just for the fun of it.

67. [ ] You cheer when someone drops something in the canteen.

68. [ ] You leave almost half your school books under the table.

69. [X] You procrastinate.

70. [ ] You play PSP/hanphone/chess during classes.

71. [ ] You eat in class.

72. [ ] You sleep during chinese lessons. heck, ALL lessons for that matter.

73. [X] You love banging the table to a certain rhythm.

74. [ ] You burn paper using the OHP.

75. [ ] You are a professonal at sneaking and using handphones after 4/5/6 years of doing so.

76. [X] Your classroom is always full of rubbish.

77. [ ] But you bribe the councillor to get an 'A' for cleaniness.

78. [ ] You rush down to the canteen so that you would be first in line.

79. [ ] You rush down to the SRC to play foosball/carrom/other games.

80. [X] You hate the teacher who keeps you back for 1 minute.

81. [ ] You ran out of the classroom without the teacher dismissing you.

82. [ ] You play with water using syringes.

83. [ ] You have friends who think Maris Stella is a girl's school.

84. [ ] You threw something down from the top floor.

85. [X] You don't know how to use the telecom outside the staff room.

86. [ ] You take random people's work from the pigeon hole so you can copy.

87. [ ] You know the class' emac password.

88. [X] You want MSHS to be a mixed school.

89. [X] You get excited when there is a girl in MSHS.

90. [ ] You kope people's stuff and hide them somewhere else.

91. [ ] You see brother anthony's dogs having sex everyday.

92. [ ] You got caught walking during 2.4km run by a PE teacher driving a car.

93. [ ] You ask to go to the toilet to waste time.

94. [ ] You ask to go to the toilet to go buy food.

95. [ ] You ask to go to the toilet to go buy drinks. oh, i mean 100 plus.

96. [ ] You don't clear your plates.

97. [ ] You pon canteen duty. The cleaner is hired for a reason anw.

98. [X] You shout across the canteen without any care.

99. [ ] You have messed around with the two soldier statues at the porch.

100. [ ] You think MSHS is haunted.